◆ WATCHING SINCE 2013 · SAN JUAN · SAN SALVADOR · AMSTERDAM

Enterprise-grade operator for crypto & AI founders, from someone who was early.

Fractional CMO work. Bilingual Spaces moderation. Founder retreats (coming soon). One weekly letter. One operator.

§ Thirteen years in crypto
₿ 2013 Ξ 2015 NFT 2018 AI 2019 🇵🇷 🇸🇻 🇳🇱 EN / ES GOD 1ST
§ Twenty-five years in enterprise
Accenture Deloitte IBM GBS SAP Microsoft
§ Who this is

Ms. A. is a bilingual Latina operator — 25 years of enterprise transformation (as a contractor for Accenture, Deloitte, IBM GBS, SAP, and Microsoft) meeting 13 years in crypto.

She writes The Lemming Letters, moderates Spaces for founders and cypherpunks who need depth over volume, and advises crypto & AI founders on the growth work most of them hire too late.

§ FRACTIONAL CMO / ADVISORY

Most crypto founders need an operator, not another advisor.

The founders I work with are excellent at the thing they built. They are often less excellent at the thing that scales it — positioning, go-to-market, sales ops, the change management that turns a great product into a real business. That's my native terrain.

I spent twenty-five years doing enterprise transformation work for the firms that do it best — Accenture, Deloitte, IBM GBS, SAP, Microsoft. I know how Fortune 500 operators actually run. I also know crypto, because I've been in crypto since 2013. You don't have to explain the industry to me before we start working.

◆ WHO THIS IS FOR
  • Post-seed crypto founders — great product, no go-to-market discipline
  • Token-launched projects — need to turn holders into users and users into revenue
  • AI-native startups in crypto-adjacent verticals — need operator depth their cap table doesn't have
  • LatAm-focused projects — need someone who can actually work in Spanish AND English at the C-suite level
Positioning & messaging — what you actually do, in the words buyers use
Go-to-market design — the sequence, the channels, the offer structure
Sales ops build — pipeline, CRM, handoffs, forecasting
Change management — PMP + Prosci frameworks for the team transitions most founders botch
Growth strategy — paid, organic, partnership, and what not to spend on
AI automation — agents for ops, support, content; I build for my own ventures
Prior work as a contractor includes Accenture, Deloitte, IBM GBS, SAP, and Microsoft. Crypto-native references available on request — some under NDA. — 25 YEARS ENTERPRISE · 13 YEARS CRYPTO
SPRINT
30-day sprint
$8,000
ONE-TIME · 30 DAYS
  • Diagnostic audit
  • Positioning + GTM recommendations
  • 60-min weekly 1:1s
  • Slack access
  • Exit memo + action plan
EXECUTIVE
Interim C-level
$20,000
PER MONTH · 6-MO MIN
  • 3+ days/week equivalent
  • Full exec participation
  • Hiring + team design
  • Board + investor relations
  • Priority response everything

Let's see if it's a fit — free 30-min strategy call.

Tell me what you're trying to scale and what's in the way. I'll tell you honestly whether I'm the right operator for it — and if I'm not, who is.

BOOK STRATEGY CALL →
OR EMAIL: hello@thecryptocoach.co  ·  2-WEEK LEAD TIME ON NEW ENGAGEMENTS
§ SPACES HOSTING

I host the Space you couldn't pay someone else to host.

The loudest Space isn't always the one that moves your project. I hold rooms where depth matters — where the people on stage are OGs, researchers, or founders whose time you don't waste with a recycled run-of-show.

I host maybe one Space a week. I'd rather do it right than do it loudly.

Prep call — we align on goals, run-of-show, and the questions that matter
Guest booking — if you need help landing speakers, I can open doors
Moderation — opening, threading, pacing, queue management
Post-show clips — 2–3 quote clips within 48 hours
Bilingual hosting — English-first, Spanish bridges when mixed
Show notes — one-pager summary for newsletters and pressers
Recent paid engagement: moderating a Space for an OG Bitcoiner / cypherpunk. Anonymized at their request — references available on a call. — THE KIND OF PROOF I CAN'T ADVERTISE
SINGLE
One Space
$1,500
PER SPACE
  • 90-min Space, one-off
  • Prep + run-of-show
  • 2–3 clips
  • Show notes
INTENSIVE
Twice-weekly
$8,500
PER MO · 8 SPACES
  • 2/week
  • Top priority
  • Quarterly strategy
  • Dedicated Slack
CUSTOM
Launch / event
Inquire
PROJECT-SCOPED
  • Multi-host series
  • Launch campaigns
  • Stage bundles
§ FOUNDER INTEGRATION RETREATS

For the founders who've won — and can't feel it.

A private 2–3 day retreat for one founder. Morning somatic practice — yoga, breathwork, nervous system work. Afternoon strategic 1:1 — positioning, succession, the decisions you've been avoiding. Evening stillness. One of you, one of me.

Launching in 2026. Limited to 6 founders a year. Waitlist opens now; invites go out in order.

SOMATIC 30+ years yoga and breathwork. Bikram-certified. Nervous system regulation for high-stakes operators.
STRATEGIC 25 years enterprise consulting. Positioning, succession, the decisions most founders can't make alone.
SPIRITUAL Faith-grounded (optional). Dispenza + Robbins trained. For founders who want depth, not just optimization.
You'll hear from me when the first retreat opens. Not sooner, not oftener.
§ THE LEMMING LETTERS

Four cycles in, still writing it down.

I've been in this market since Bitcoin was magic internet money. Ethereum when it was a yellow paper. NFTs before the bubble. AI agents before the tools existed. Long enough to have watched the cycles — and to have seen who stayed.

The Lemming Letters are for the ones who want to build real wealth in this space without handing their identity to it. Primarily in English, con un toque de español.

№ 01
Weekly. Clear. Unhurried.
№ 02
Bilingual by design. Faith by grounding.
№ 03
No charts with arrows. No shilling.
Issue №1 lands this Monday. Free forever. No sponsors.
§ THE LONG VERSION

The lemming who didn't jump.

Ms. A. is a bilingual Latina operator with 25 years in enterprise consulting (as a contractor for Accenture, Deloitte, IBM GBS, SAP, Microsoft) and 13 years in crypto — Bitcoin since 2013, Ethereum since 2015, NFTs since 2018, AI agents since 2019.

She's MBA-holding, PMP- and Prosci-certified, a Bikram-certified yoga teacher with 30+ years of practice, and trained in the Dispenza + Robbins coaching frameworks. She writes The Lemming Letters weekly, moderates Spaces for serious builders, and advises crypto & AI founders who need enterprise-caliber operator depth.

Based between San Juan, San Salvador, and Amsterdam. God 1st.

§ ELSEWHERE

Where to find Ms. A.